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I have to rant here for a moment and get on my soap box because this bitch, and the majority of the people bitching, just piss me off.
First off, the website is a joke.
Second off, it's a free country so if you don't like the website then don't fucking join the page and look at the images...dumb ass.
Third off, if you are offended, again, don't go back to the website and further offend yourself with your lack of intelligence and will power.
Clearly, you lack the humor that the rest of the world has so get off your high horse of morals and shut the fuck up.
Now, as for the "people" of walmart and why most get ridiculed.
MOST the people who are on the site are fat asses who have NO clue they are fat. Which is really hard to swallow because lets face it...we've seen the photos.
I'm tired of seeing really fat people wear clothing made for a 2 year old.
I KNOW WALMART MAKES SWEAT PANTS AND PAJAMA PANTS IN GOD DAMN SIZE XL AND OVER!!! Fucking buy them you fat asses and suck it up! You are fat. Get over it or do something about it.
I have fat friends and not a ONE OF THEM would be cough dead in something so god awful because they have 1. Self Esteem and 2. Fashion Sense.
The tighter your clothing does not equal out to make you smaller...it just doesn't. Its a lie.
Next, if you are going to wear pajama pants out, make sure they look like Yoga pants that still fit you and aren't marked with some kind of cartoon character...please?! Its just ugly, tacky, and really, really bad form. There is a reason it's called "lounge" wear. It means for you to wear them at home and to lounge in...not go out in public. If you really feel the need to be comfy shop at Forever 21 and get the over sized gaucho pants or some of there yoga pants that are nice and can be warn in public. I know they have plus size clothing now AND they are one of the cheapest places to go for clothing...comparable to walmart.
Do something nice for a change and shop at Layne Bryant or Torrid. They DO have plus size clothing in this world that will look good and is comfortable. You just have to put forth a little more effort...so put down the ho ho and twinky and get to web browsing!
Next, ass holes who want to wear inappropriate shirts with inappropriate sayings on them such as Fuck You or Suck My Dick.
If you wouldn't wear that shirt to church OR say that to your mother, then don't wear it out in public, where you can offend people.
It is a free country yes, but you still have to deal with other people...it's called being social. If you want to wear that around your friends then fine, do so, but don't do it in public because it just makes you look like a bigot and a really ignorant person.
Next...people with REALLY bad hair.
The comb over never worked...so let it go. It didn't' work in the 70s and it doesn't' work now. Just suck it up and deal with the fact that you are baled. Embrace it and be happy you are alive and didn't lose your hair due to cancer or something else.
People with mullets:
LET...THEM...GO.
They don't look good! They never did! I'll let you in on a secret...when I see a mullet I get happy inside because it's like spotting big foot or the loc ness monster. Really, it is. So just stop it. Step into the 21st century and pick something that's more suited for you. Either long hair or short...not both. It's just wrong.
People who put stuff on their car such as beany babies and happy meal toys:
You need therapy...so go get help. You clearly were not loved enough as a child and really crave attention. Get...help...now.
I can't say that everyone will stop doing what they are doing because lets face it...some where a white trash woman is going to want to wear her little girls bike shorts and run to walmart for that new issue of Hunting and Fishing Magazine along with some bon bons and dish detergent. Her partner...the Wigger with a bad comb over mullet, will proudly proclaim that she's his woman and walk around with his pants down below his ass hole. You will also be able to spot him because he'll be the one in the proud to be an American t-shirt that wouldn't really make anyone who's American proud to wear it.
So, alas, this rant is futile but I take solace in the fact that I will always have someone to laugh at because I'll never understand how they are that ignorant and blind to the ways of the world and how to fit in with out standing out in a bad way.